My first initial reaction to Anders: Yes Anders, you are totally cool and I am honor bound to romance you after the Fuck Yeah that was Awakening! (hours into the game) On second thought, maybe I will tackle Fenris instead. This kind of crazy is beyond my first playthrough. That level of crazy is for an entirely different brand of Hawke to tackle.
Slaters face: Yes Anders, we are both mages. No Anders, I will not have sex with you.....not in public anyway.